Out on Bale

It's amazing - we let them go off and run bars in places like Widecombe-in-the-Moor and they come back full of beans - not because the bar did really well but because they won the Widecombe Fair Bale rolling com 2008!! I ask you.

I think their strategy was to oil up the local farmers with a few pints beforehand, rendering them pretty useless when it came to rolling a tonne of bale up a 60 meter course and back.

Next year I shall ensure the paramedics are on hand to bring Patrick back to life having recorded a pulse of over 200 bpm after the final run.